AISubs v3.8.3
[PH] Oh
Two men who sell modern variety,
Harrywood Zacoche and Wild Bomb Cookie.
Mr. Shushutoko Kurowo, who started with such two people,
has been celebrating one year while repeatedly planning profits or revenue returns.
On a blind day in September...
Under the eyes of Zakos and Cookie, a man is waiting for him.
The producer of the show, Manhidasonogeko.
And there he is...
In his 40s, a man from the east.
The man he was waiting for in the car...
[PH] Cheshuto gokuro san
If I feed them this kinda food, they're gonna get bigger!
I'm gonna go now!!
Cheshuto gokuro san
Hehehehe!
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you.
I don't know much about it, but thank you for your hard work.
Is it okay to say YouTube?
YouTube, yes. It's a special YouTube.
It's a big deal.
It's bigger than Tabizaru.
That's right.
I thought it was amazing.
I'm doing something fun like this.
I'm not kidding.
I want to appear in the entertainment world.
Is that true?
I want to appear in the entertainment world.
Isn't it in Yoshimoto?
No, I'm not doing it in Yoshimoto.
I'm doing it in Japan and the world.
Are you doing it overseas?
I'm doing it overseas.
Wait a minute.
What is this seat belt?
You guys are too much.
It's going too far from above.
I don't know.
I don't know either.
The microphone is in the way, so I'll go this way.
This is impossible, so I'll just have to endure it.
You're giving me such a big present.
It's too much.
Don't drop your senior's seatbelt from the sky.
I don't know either.
It's like a sword that says, put it down like this.
I don't know.
Put it down like this.
No, no, it doesn't matter how much you say.
Don't say anything!
It's been a year since this show started.
Heyo!
This is a happy occasion!
Did you start in November?
It's interesting.
You started in November and it took you a year to get the revenue you wanted.
There are a lot of staff here.
I don't know, but I'm sure there are staff who are not in the main stream of the TV.
You said you couldn't do it anymore.
You said you would do it with us.
You started running without calculation.
That's right.
Everyone, wait a minute.
I didn't know that.
I see.
Why is TV so strict?
It's not funny at all.
People who quit TV gathered and formed a team like this.
But it's a big scale.
It's a big scale.
The money-based ones are not profitable at all.
They've been running for a long time.
And I was able to call Mr. Higashino like this.
But everyone wants to be in it.
Yoshimoto and Sony.
Some people say it's a waste of money.
But I think money is good for Higashino.
I consulted with the manager.
I asked how much Higashino would accept me.
He said it would start from 6,000 yen.
6,000 yen?
I started in this world with 5,000 yen.
It only went up by 1,000 yen.
It's too cheap.
It took me about 40 years to go up 1,000 yen.
I don't know, but it's too long to drive at high speed at the end of the 6,000km.
I thought it would take about an hour on YouTube, but it took four or five hours.
Don't look away from reality!
It's scary to work for a day.
Is it scary in reality?
This world is different.
It's okay for a day's work.
Thank you very much.
I'll drive this car for eight hours first.
No!
What is this?
You're going around Fuji Mountain.
Going around...
That's funny.
Who is it?
It's producer Manhida Sonoyeko.
Really?
Isn't it Tachimbo?
No, no.
You say that a lot.
You say it a lot.
No, it's not.
So, for our first anniversary,
we'd like to hold a Shushu Goku inspection team.
Isn't it nice for an inspection team?
These three people.
For Stage!
There are four stages in all.
The one who wins and gets more points will win the grand prize and a luxurious gift!
I want it!
Do you have something you want now?
Something you'd be happy about.
For example, a bike.
There are a lot of corners.
I don't have a license or something like that, so I'd like a small normal license to drive.
I'll give you my bike for your budget.
Thank you.
It's a real bike I made of clay.
It's a paper clay bike.
It's not a bead, it's a tact.
It's a ratata, it's a tact.
I'm going to change the subject.
I'm sorry.
Let's start the first stage.
Give me a bandage.
Who are you talking to?
I hate black women.
Do you need that white bandage?
Is it okay?
I'm still young.
It's made of bone.
White bandage.
I like bone.
It's faster than a ten second.
It's close, so it's near my face.
It's easy to fly.
It's important to think about it.
You always work hard.
No, no, no.
We exist thanks to you.
Are you trying to start a new school?
Are you planning to start a new show?
I heard you want to do a new show.
I heard about it.
That's good.
In the end, it's not true.
It's always been like that, right?
You've always had a job since your debut.
No, it's not like that!
It was like that when you were zero.
Zero is...
Hey!
Hey! It was like that when you were zero!
Hey!
No, I'm receiving Yoshimoto's love, so I don't have this anymore! That's what it is!
Hahahahaha! No, after all, that ...
Because Yoshimoto was sleeping with a strategy to quit! I slept, I slept, I slept a lot!
Because you were zero! I hate being alone, so I made an agency and said it!
At first, non-stars were killing me! Business is strong! Business is strong!
But after all, I can't refuse! The only one who accepted it was Ehara Masami!
Yes! Follow me!
Hippo! Yes, Ehara Masami! Nice to meet you!
Did you invite Ehara?
I invited Ehara.
I went to Ehara and went there right away.
Really?
Yes, I thought something was wrong when I heard that.
You came to Ehara the other day.
Your views haven't increased at all.
Stop it!
You're not such a gay, but you say that.
I'm not independent.
You're independent.
By the way, I was so excited that I couldn't laugh.
I was surprised.
I was stressed out for a moment.
I said I'd do it alone, but in the end it was a musical.
It was a tough job.
It smelled like it was coming from inside.
It was bad.
It wasn't just bad.
My child is about to be born.
If you see it on YouTube, it's a reality show in a classroom.
Really?
Reality show, reality show.
It's weird.
It's scary.
It's weird.
You know, at cultural festivals, people say,
you know, you should do something.
You know, you're talented.
Who's gonna stop you?
I know I said it's my fault, but why are you guys running?
You're stopping us, aren't you?
You're stopping us.
I'm telling you, you're saying it too much.
I didn't think you'd say something like that.
You surprised me.
You're gonna do that.
No, we're on the dark side.
We're not just on the line.
We're doing it in parallel.
So let's just give up on ourselves and do what we want.
Okay, okay.
So that's what parallel YouTube is like.
I understand. I'll give up on myself too.
[PH] Parallel World
Okay, first question.
It's an initial edition.
What is your name in parallel world?
Please go ahead.
I think your name in parallel world is probably different.
What do you mean?
Your name is a different name.
Damso.
Chinbo Branoske.
OK!
One point!
That's good, Chinbo Branoske.
What is this?
This guy, this guy, this guy.
What is this guy?
What is it?
I was surprised, too.
I said parallel words, but there was a parallel word problem.
I thought you were shaking it well.
Yes, indeed.
And then, what is Chinbo?
Chin...
Branoske.
It's written in Chimbobura.
That's correct.
Is it correct?
Yes, it is.
How about you, Maida-chan?
Yes.
Omeme Kirukiru-chan.
That's wrong.
That's impossible.
It's correct.
No, it's not.
It's not like that.
Omeme Kirukiru-chan is fine.
No, it's not.
Let's go.
Kobana...
Kuchio.
That's wrong.
Let's talk about it for now.
That's wrong.
What does it mean?
Kobana...Kobana...Kuchio...what's that?
Why are you saying it with your nose and mouth from your eyes?
I thought you might know the answer.
That's what you mean.
It's my name!
So you're saying I'm this.
You're living in a parallel world in a small world?
I thought you might be living in a small world.
You're not in a small world.
You're in a small world.
Kazama Morio is in a small world.
You're off.
I've been working for a while now, so I can't say weird things.
I was a small-mouthed person outside of a scheduled project.
If it wasn't scheduled, it would have been fine, but it's small.
It was small and organized.
What's up with you?
Let's go to Worldwide.
So, it seems like you didn't get the correct answer.
I want you to tell me.
Yes, I understand.
If we get quizzes like this in the future,
I don't know the name of my parallel world.
I do know the name.
You're doing it with your name, Shimerikintama Kawakikito.
Shimerikintama Kawakikito.
Shimerikintama...
Kintama is wet, but Kito is dry.
Shimerikintama Kawakikito.
I got this line right!
You did!
I'm standing up.
Sibiri-kintan.
There is another parallel, parallel A and parallel B.
In parallel B, there is only a gate.
You're happy.
This parallel.
Going to the other side of parallel A.
I'm happy.
I'm living in parallel world of parallel B.
The so-called ancient gate in the middle of nowhere is now homeless.
In the city.
It's a little weird.
I'm glad I learned it.
I'm glad I'm in this world.
I'm really glad.
By the way, the name of the horse flag is called Juniuko.
It's called Juniuko.
Is that A?
Yes, A is Juniuko.
What about B?
Is it B?
B is...
Chimpanzee, thumb, entrance, gokuro, sanpyurano.
It's a chimpanzee's thumb-like colored entrance.
I'm Niu Tou Gokuro San.
You are saying it as Gokuro San?
It's called San in Gokuro's name.
Oh!
Minami Kaho San.
Oh!
So you are saying it like a man?
Gokuro!
No, no, no.
Gokuro!
Gokuro.
Gokuro San.
Minami Kaho San.
I'm learning a lot.
I've never heard of it.
You are doing it in your current area, right?
We should do it in parallel order.
I don't have experience.
We should call you Koumon.
Koumon?
Koumon.
Which one is better?
Koumon or Kawakiki-ton?
I think Kawakiki-ton has better letters.
If you say Kawakiki-ton, I will be surprised.
I'm happy.
What's your name among your seniors?
Me?
Hasekomon Ito Tojiro.
Tojiro is your senior.
I'm his senior.
I'm the scariest.
I'm Hazero.
I'm Buranosuke.
I'm Gokuro.
I'm not born yet.
The second question.
Coffee is coffee beans.
What do you think it is made of?
I will answer it.
Kawasaki and you, please.
In the normal world, it is cocoa.
I think so, too.
But in parallel world, it is different.
By the way, is it beans?
I will confirm it.
What kind of beans is it?
It is red beans.
Red beans!
Wrong!
This is hard.
Yes.
Yes, Mr. Zago.
It's beans, right?
Yes.
Beans, beans.
Now, what word should we write?
Huh?
Beans, beans.
Demon, demon.
Demon of demons.
Oh, demon of demons.
Yes, yes.
What are you doing?
Demon of demons.
Demon of...
What are you doing?
Now, time is passing by too fast!
What...
Well...
No!
Answer me!
My azuki down is about to begin.
Answer me!
No.
By the way, Kawakiki Island
What does azuki mean?
Oh! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
It's azuki!
Azuki, right?
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Let's see what it is!
Asian goat, head, tail...
Goat!
Goat at the top of Asia!
Goat!
I won't shake you!
Now!
Now what?
Good, good.
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Wait, wait!
Yes, no good!
No good, no good!
Please don't.
People ask me this question a lot.
The last question.
Like, the question of crying.
The answer is hot.
Um...
Ajari's blue, cotton wood and yellow.
That kind of thing.
Oh, you were wrong.
No, it's fine. It was close, normally.
Unfortunately, you're wrong.
What?
The correct answer is cacao.
I thought too much about it.
Yeah, you're right.
Don't say it over and over again.
That's not a parallel.
No, it's not.
Parallel, but it's cacao.
You're a beast, you're weird!
You're saying weird things but you're saying Kakao.
You're weird.
This is Parallel Kakao.
Don't do such unreasonable things!
Since when did you become like that?
I'm trying to be versatile. I'm growing up.
Let's raise him.
What are you saying? I'm not saying anything normal.
I'm not the only one saying normal things!
This is difficult.
I'd say it's Kakao, but it's Kakao in Katakana.
Do you feel it in Katakana?
Kakao is also like showing it as Kakao.
For example, it's Kakao in a little bit of a scary way.
By the way, there are infinite parallels.
It's in Japanese, but it's a parallel of J's cacao, but it's not J. It's katakana.
It's hiragana.
No, it's not hiragana.
Wait a minute.
It's not hiragana.
It's J's cacao.
All the rest is katakana.
You chose the worst problem.
It's not funny.
But there are easy problems like this.
I'll give you points.
What are you saying?
Have you ever been so impatient?
Don't you increase it?
Let's go.
The third question.
What is the name of Katsura Koeda Parallel B?
Let's go.
Katsura...
Pudding...
Inmo...
Okioki...
Eat pudding.
Eat pudding and wake up.
Tell me what you mean.
Eat pudding and wake up.
I know what you mean.
Koeda of Parallel World is naked.
But he is eating pudding.
I know it.
It is a pity.
Do you do that in modern times?
No, I don't do it.
I eat pudding and say it's modern.
No, it's not like that.
You're a parallel.
No, it's not like that.
Let's go.
Kusotabe Shongerosuke.
What do you mean?
Please.
I suddenly want a thread!
Where did you find it interesting?
I'm not told that!
My name is Kusotabe.
My name is Shon...
No, no, Katsura.
It's a pun.
Katsura and Shogute...
That's Kusotabe.
Kusotabe...
Shonnomisuke.
No, it's close!
OK, OK.
Well...
It's not parallel.
Detective Knight's Scoop.
I did it and did it and graduated.
And when I didn't have myself anymore and was watching Knight's Scoop,
I was drinking and posting on Twitter back then.
You're not getting a night scoop today.
You're saying that.
You're not getting it.
Let's do it.
No, no, no!
Twitter...
Not Sensen.
Twitter...
No, no, no.
Not Tsumudaten.
I was thinking about that.
He's just come up with it.
I don't think it's that case.
But this is also...
But Mr. Hiwajiro, it's incorrect, but you're saying a good line.
That person himself...
His appearance and such, right?
In terms of name.
In terms of name, that's it.
I can't say it anymore. I'll say the correct answer.
Yes!
Yes, Mr. Hiwajiro.
Actually, we are from Takarazuka and we are high school seniors.
So we were spinning various things during class.
You were spinning?
Spinning a toothpick.
You're good at spinning a stool.
Yes, spinning a stool.
We even spun a katami.
But tonight's night scoop is different.
Today's night scoop?
You're particular about it.
It's different.
You were concerned about it.
I felt like something was wrong with today's scoop.
I called Matsumura-kun and said,
Matsumura-kun, I didn't expect the staff of the scoop to like me.
I called you.
Correct!
You finally got it right!
One question and one answer.
No, no, no.
Something's wrong.
One question and one answer.
Take it off.
I was shocked.
It came out of me.
It's amazing.
It came out of me.
It's amazing.
Is it coming?
It's coming because of Parallels.
I just asked you a wonderful question.
I just asked you in this world.
It's a long story.
I didn't say Parallels, I just asked you in this world.
[PH] Parallels
What should we do? Do you need a break or should we continue?
A break.
Let's take a break.
I'd like to take a break.
I don't know why.
Anyway, you've been doing weird things in the dark.
I want to make a mistake, but you make me correct it.
I want to calm down a little.
Oh, you want to calm down.
Like drinks?
Oh, drinks.
If you don't mind, I'd like to drink.
Well, in parallel,
I'm from Kawaki-kito.
Kawaki or Kawaki-kito?
I'm from Kawaki-kito, so I'm a junior high school student, so I should drink.
If you're a kawakiki, you gotta have pride.
Okay, we're not taking a break.
Don't drink water.
We're not taking a break.
I'm sorry.
I'm surprised.
It's a big deal!
It's not a big deal!
While the camera is rolling, you're not allowed to drink water.
No, no.
I said we'd drink water after we stopped.
Let's drink after we stopped.
Are we taking a break?
No, we're not.
Don't overdo it.
It's tough.
Okay, the fourth question.
Question 4.
In this world, there is a show called Shoten.
Yes, there is.
In parallel worlds, there are also two.
Shoten. Who are the members?
Members?
Please answer one by one.
First, Manhida. Who is that cat?
First...
Yes.
Dog.
Incorrect.
Manhida.
No, not at all.
Manhida is incorrect. You have five days off.
Let's take a break for now.
In a way, I'm lucky.
I'm lucky.
Yes! Yes, Hiyoshi and Otamu.
Cat!
Wrong!
How many times?
Five times.
Let's continue.
Please go ahead.
Cloud!
Five times.
What's going on?
I'll tell you the five questions.
Let's continue.
There are many words that we don't know, but in parallel, we have...
Ninunu, Iwanunu, Kikununu...
What's the first letter of the M1 lamp?
No, no, no! Wait a minute!
No, we're taking a five-time break and the host is asking questions...
We're discussing five questions now, so everyone, please say the sixth question in four five-time breaks.
Are you taking a five-time break?
What does the capital letter of the M on the M1 grampse mean?
Well...
It's a groove, right?
Yes, tongue twisters.
What do people around you eat a lot?
People around you eat...
People around you eat French fries a lot, right?
Yes.
What is the parallel world of koalas, which feed on eucalypts and live in Australia?
Well...
It's the grudge of Itami Juzo.
Now, let's go to the sixth question!
Let's go!
Let's do it right, everyone!
Radio exercise number one.
The last one is deep breathing.
What do you do in parallel j?
Deep breathing!
You do it like this in the end.
It's not deep breathing in parallel j, is it?
Yes!
Let's go!
And finally, bank transfer!
Correct!
Ginkgo nut, nut, ginkgo nut, nut, nut...
That's how you sing it.
Ginkgo nut, nut, ginkgo nut, nut, nut...
Yes, that's correct.
Ten, ten, te-ten, ten-ten-ten, te-ten...
Raise your arms forward...
This is the same, right?
Stretch your arms...
Ginkgo nut, nut, nut...
That's it, right?
Yes, thank you very much.
Yes, you're correct.
Amazing.
I couldn't do it.
I'm disappointed.
Time for a practice quiz.
Yes, a practice quiz.
I'll say it quickly.
If you can say it without biting, you'll win.
The person next to you is a customer who often eats kaki.
The parallel is F.
F.
This tears that flow without stopping are tears for you.
But I think that I can't show you those tears.
And because of that...
Because of that, the tears that are hidden behind the vending machine and secretly flow are like a fantasy.
Then, Mr. Hiroshima, please go ahead.
The tears that flow endlessly are your tears. My tears are the passion that is hidden behind the vending machine.
Is there something like that?
No, no, no...
I'm sorry.
There were so many of you, I couldn't remember them all.
I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean it like that.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it like that.
I'm your senpai!
I'm sorry.
You're saying you're sorry, right?
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to be careless.
I didn't know it would be this long.
I'm really sorry.
You don't have to apologize.
I understand.
I forgive you.
Thank you.
I understand.
Thank you.
Well...
Salmon...
Wait.
Wait?
What's the difference between wait and rest?
Wait?
No.
It's salmon...
Let me do it!
Alright!
I understand how you feel!
I'm going to go recharge.
Okay!
I'm glad.
Yeah, I'm glad.
I'm going.
I chose all of them correctly.
Yes!
Speaking of points of view, origin, and function, what principle?
Parallel ets!
Parallel f, right?
Points of view, origin, and function, in the present, are called the principle of the ego.
But what is parallel?
Go!
Yo!
No, what did you do in parallel?
Ets!
Go!
Yo!
Parallel...
Wait a minute, wait a minute!
Wait.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
In the wind and in my brain!
Yes! Yes!
In Shinriku, Oteneifu, it is the principle of the hometown of Aotei.
Thick meat will arrive!
Thank you!
Next, answer!
It is a car navigation system attached to a car, but what is a navigation system in short?
Now it is navigation. So what is it in J?
Parallel J!
In parallel J, it's all in the navigation system, so it's in A and N.
Go!
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Four, three, two...
Yes!
Saitama Save Lions!
Correct!
Kars Saitama Save Lions Gation.
I'm glad it's J.
In STAR, we say that you'll be punished for being innocent by the law of the jungle, but...
What's it in B?!
What's it in C?!
B!
B...
What's it in C?!
What's it in D?!
What's it in C?!
Huh?
What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it in P?
Let's go!
One, two...
Three!
Two!
Yes, sir!
Three golds in exchange!
Correct!
Yes!
You're good!
It's not a wonderful three golds in exchange roller coaster!
Correct!
Three golds in exchange roller coaster!
Okay, last!
If you can say the next last one, you're okay!
Thank you!
Last one! Last one!
R1 Grand Prix's R!
Here we have a Rakugo Star Parallel Z
What?
Pay me!
Tazara Rio!
Shut up!
That was close
That was the last one
That was the worst
There were so many stores
Tazara Rio
There's no way there's no Tazara Rio
There's no such thing
You said you'd open your big fingers
I didn't say I'd open my big fingers and make a card
Card?
Sorry, but you're a customer
Please pay for the gasoline
For the car
The distance we're walking?
[PH] Yes.
I see.
It's a diesel car, so it's cheap.
It's bad for air flow.
It's bad for environment.
I see.
I'm sorry.
I thought it was a Taz.
It's not from Gara.
I see.
It's 1500 yen.
It's 4500 yen now.
It's 6000 yen now.
It's cheaper now.
What are you doing?
Are you Yes Man?
You said something good.
Now yes-man is yes-man.
But parallel love, what is it?
Love, you say?
Parallel love, what is it?
Yes.
Yes, no man.
Wrong.
Oh, no.
Yes.
No, no.
No man.
Wrong.
Are you serious?
No, no.
You can do it the other way.
Yes.
No, it's not!
What's the opposite of man?
The opposite of man?
Yes.
I thought it was a woman.
No, no, no.
The opposite of man is...
Chippo.
Thank you.
The last one.
Yes, Chippo!
I'm not dead!
I called you as a guest, bowed my head and went to the dressing room.
I was about to cry and asked you to do it.
What will you do?
I'm glad you decided and finally came.
I'm pissed off!
I'm sorry for asking you.
I'm asking you to ask me.
I thought it might be possible.
We don't need it.
We don't need a low-class comedian like us.
But if you say it, we won't have work.
No, no, don't say it.
Don't say it like me.
We don't have work because of you.
No, no, don't say it.
You are little bit weaker.
You are little bit weaker but you are weaker.
You are like King Kong of that era.
Don't say it.
What is parallel H?
It's zoomo zoomo yeah yeah.
I will arrange points.
Iwashiro, 5 points!
Yes!
You're cheating!
2 points!
Manhidappi, 0 points!
0!
Iwashiro is leading!
Next is Shishugoku Mini Marathon!
Marathon is a marathon, so please run as much as you can!
Run!
Oh, do I run?
I'm sorry for everyone, but you have to run.
You have a wallet.
I have it.
That's the scariest thing.
No, no, no.
It's the most credible.
There's a card in it.
I don't leave any traces.
That's the scariest thing.
I'm sorry to say this as a cameraman,
but I think you're a thief.
This is the most realistic thing.
It's a double-sided tape.
Double-sided?
It's a double-sided tape.
I'm not good at it.
We have invited a luxurious guest.
Guest?
World track and field!
Yes!
There is a world track and field.
So we have invited a marathoner.
A sports entertainer.
Mr. Kein Kosugi.
Yes!
You are in a good place.
You can't come to Malick, you're my daughter.
What's up with you?
Oh, it's heavy.
What's with you two?
So, everyone!
Our guest is that person!
Who?
It's Uncle Murohoshi!
Thank you, Uncle Murohoshi!
Congratulations!
Boss?!
Congratulations!
It's true!
It's really well-made!
Don't say it like that!
What?
It's Ashley!
Ashley?!
She's growing up fast.
How old are you?
I'm 51 years old.
You are cute.
What happened to your chest?
Your chest is thick.
thank you.
This is not an all-star thank you party.
what?
This is a YouTube marathon.
You are not doing this.
You should not care about it.
If you say it's a marathon, you will show your face.
I will win.
I know you're doing the tape.
Don't you know the rumor of the leader?
What is it?
The comedian who does powerhouse.
What?
I know it.
Powerhouse is amazing.
People do it.
It's like a barbeque.
The people of the taping are telling you to stop it.
Is it sold like that?
Where is it sold?
I bought it in the same place as Shohei Kotani is buying it.
Is it the place where Shohei Kotani is freezing?
Yes.
In Showa era?
Yes, it is.
Shoha era?
Shoha era.
Is Shoha Shoha lost in Shoha era?
No, it is Shoha Shoha era now.
Is it Shoha Shoha era now?
Yes.
Look at my shoes.
They are so small that I could say that I'm a speedster.
Really?
So small.
You don't play with them.
I don't play with them.
I wear them for myself.
It's made by hand.
It's in the bicycle team.
It's impossible to win.
It's different from a blowfish.
It's soft.
Let me see you.
It's dangerous.
It's a cross.
It's amazing.
It's great.
It's okay.
That's how I started.
It's okay.
[PH] Parallel
Are you coming from the present or parallel?
Where did you come from parallel?
Yes.
Where did you come from parallel?
Let me introduce myself.
I'm Kawaki Kito.
Kawaki Kito from parallel B.
I'm Kawaki Kito.
Parallel is parallel D.
I'm Shinbo Buranosuke.
Parallel B.
Thank you for your hard work.
Are you Parallel B?
You are B, right?
Can I have your name?
I didn't say it.
Parallel B, please.
Parallel B...
I am Kawaki Kito.
Kawaki Kito.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm Chinbo Bradoske.
Hello.
It's a bird's eye view.
No, you can't.
He's pulling me.
He's pulling me so hard.
Don't say normal things.
Don't say properly.
The course is not easy.
We four will run the course.
These four?
This is the course.
You can run it.
You're amazing.
This is good for out and in.
It will take some time, but please do your best.
Of course, you have a big advantage for first place.
Thank you.
The handlebar is too fast.
This is the fun of MC.
You have prepared a perfect handlebar for me.
I will do my best.
You have a handlebar board.
This is important.
It's overwhelmingly strong.
Please.
This is the show table.
This is 90 seconds.
The show will start 90 seconds after you start.
Four people will enter this line.
I'm a woman.
I can't do anything.
You can do it.
Men and women don't change.
What are you talking about?
You are in the modern eastern.
Parallel.
You're asking me to turn it around.
You should say it to women.
You're a bad guy.
Are you laughing at me?
Please cut out what you said.
Please stop it.
Please.
You are teasing me when the camera is not turning.
He is teasing you.
You are teasing me because I cried in the program of Sakagami.
You were crying.
You were impressed and cried.
After Manhida starts, you all start 20 seconds later.
20, right?
And then, 90 seconds later, you all stop.
I'll keep an eye on you.
Please do.
Are you ready?
Let's start!
Start!
You're not going to do it properly, right?
No.
I think you're all doing a funny start.
That's good, Chief Zako!
That's a good start.
And now, Hiroya, you're running with your bag on you!
Well, I can't leave my wallet with you!
With a staff like you!
Don't you have anything?
No, I really don't have any money.
I'm a pretty poor staff, so I don't trust you!
I do trust you, to be honest!
Nobody knows!
I don't know if you only have a wallet for a purpose!
Well, you can run with your bag on you!
Oh, that's good!
This is a pose for the eyes.
Thank you.
How about Manhida P?
Don't do it!
Don't put your armpits up!
It stinks!
Don't put your armpits up!
I told you not to put your armpits up!
Stop it!
I'll say it.
Stop it!
You're bad!
I'll say it.
Can you do it?
I'll do my best with a big point!
I'll do my best!
What am I supposed to say?
It's a parallel world, so it's different.
The last one is the last one, so I'll go from the opposite, but I'll show you what it's like at the end.
Will you do your best?
I'll win!
Chimbou!
No, it's not.
What's going on with this team?
It's over.
I dropped it.
What do you drop it with?
Chimbou will fall, you know.
What?
No, it's not.
It doesn't work.
[PH] Chimbou
Let's go!
Shushugoku mini marathon!
Ready, start!
Okay!
Wow, you're fast!
Hang in there!
24, 20 seconds.
Okay!
5 seconds have passed!
Okay!
I don't know the course.
No, stay on the road now! 10 seconds!
Only 10 seconds left!
Wow, it's pretty hot.
Let's go!
3, 2, 1, start!
You're holding your shoulder!
Now, can you catch up?
There's a good distance!
Now, boss, please wait a little longer!
Again? Wow, wow, wow!
Yes, it's okay!
What? What?
The race is about to start.
Wait, wait, wait.
How far is it?
Let's go.
It's about to start.
You have 30 seconds left.
30 seconds left.
You have 10 seconds left.
How far is it?
Let's go.
Go back.
Isn't it one lap?
One lap.
It's about to start.
But...
100 steps now.
Almost there.
Is it a goal?
Almost there.
Only one lap.
Almost there.
Boss! Get ready!
Almost there.
Forzag show! Almost!
You can do it!
Almost!
A little more!
You're third!
Come on! A little more!
A little more! Come on!
Okay!
I'll do it again.
The race will now begin!
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you!
First place was Manhidas's Yoko.
It was overwhelming.
It was because you were young.
Maybe you had a short handicap.
No, no. But you were so fast.
You were amazing.
I was surprised.
And next up was Zago's show.
No.
I thought I'd win, but I didn't.
You work hard.
Thank you for the meal.
It was good physically.
1, 2, 3, 10, 5, 3 points.
Thank you.
Let's go to the next place.
It's wonderful.
You run well.
It was a rush.
You couldn't even run.
But it's fun to do it.
I agree.
I feel like I have to exercise.
How long is it from short distance? Is it hard to do 100km?
It's hard.
Is it about 50km?
But suddenly...
You're young.
You're great.
What is this!
Is it your first lap?
Only me?
What's wrong?
Isn't it your first lap?
What's wrong?
You're getting better.
What place?
You're first.
No, I'm first.
I started after I scored.
You started 90 seconds later.
I haven't seen it, but...
I was really working out today.
I was pretty...
I don't know.
I was pretty...
I don't know, but...
I started pretty early.
I ran and played.
You should get used to it.
But you're not a baby.
I'm not a baby.
I want to be like you in a parallel world.
At least you're a goal scorer.
I'm not a baby goal scorer.
Please leave me alone for the time being.
I'm sorry.
Let's go.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for being rude.
He is scary.
You are scary.
I was surprised.
He is fair.
Where do you work?
Matsuto district.
What?
Don't look at me!
I heard everything.
Where do you work?
I heard you are a sporty person.
Is Morisue your office?
It's not.
Is Morisue your waterworks office?
You are not a water dealer
I am not a water dealer
You are not a classian
I am not a classian
You are not a classian
I couldn't reach the goal even at Fuji TV's 27 hours marathon
I could not even run 100 km and reach the goal
No live broadcast
I was told I would reach the goal
I was watching and I reached the goal
I don't know why, but it's only in Kanto.
Why doesn't anyone get my voice?
I don't know why, it's weird.
That's not it.
I was scared.
I was really scared.
There's no way out, so there's only me.
I'm also called a guest and I'm in a bad situation, so I can't help it.
I'm full of myself.
You're saying you're getting it.
You always do something for me.
I do something for my own show, but this is a cookie show, so I'm trying hard to get it.
I can't sleep today.
I can't sleep.
What did you go to do today?
Insomnia?
I have insomnia.
I'm going to have insomnia today.
I didn't do anything today.
I didn't take any medicine.
I didn't give results.
What if you don't have jasmin tea?
It's not a problem to cure in a holiday.
It's really deep.
What did you say?
It's a wound.
Are you injured?
Not injured, but my heart...
Please do something about it!
Can you show me the wound?
Yes.
Where is it?
In the circle.
Yes.
Are these two wounds?
This is the hollow part.
You say such things.
Let's go.
Do something!
It was delicious.
Don't chase me!
I'm sorry.
Don't chase me!
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
You are a scary person.
You are scary!
You are aggressive.
This is a power ranger.
This is very good for the ears.
This is shining and scary.
This is a little scary.
I often run when I ride a rocket bus.
I often run when I ask someone to follow me.
I run all the time on that rocket bus.
I ask you to follow me.
I got a chance.
I found something funny.
Can you follow me for a while?
OK.
Hey!
I'm scared.
Ignore him.
He is a monster.
I'm relieved when I find out.
I'm very relieved.
My own role is taking over.
What's going on?
I'm tired.
It's hard.
You run a lot.
I'm exhausted.
Let's move on to the next stage.
The third stage.
I think it's a big name.
This might surprise you.
It's a major.
Really?
I was like, don't be so self-conscious.
I've been thinking of myself as a big-name guest, so I was like, don't be so self-conscious.
I was like, don't be so self-conscious.
But you don't have a career, do you?
What? Senior?
I don't know, I haven't asked you exactly, but you've been doing music since you were a kid.
Oh, really?
Yes.
So you have a career, too.
I think you have a career.
Greetings, too.
Then let's have you ask.
Here you go!
Here it is!
Hello!
I'm Uchiyama-kun!
Hahaha!
Thank you, Uchiyama-kun!
I'm Harapon-kun!
I'm happy, Uchiyama-kun!
Harapon?
I'm Harapon-kun!
I'm Uchiyama-kun!
Oh, I'm not Uchiyama-kun.
No, Uchiyama-kun sent me this.
What?
Did I get it wrong?
No, it's Alpons.
Alpons.
I've seen it many times.
Alpons.
No, it's Uchiyama-kun. What is this?
No, you can't say that!
You're so big-hearted!
You can't say that!
It's Uchiyama-kun!
It's Ototo!
It's Alpons!
Alpons!
It's Alpons! It's not Uchiyama-kun?
It's Alpons.
People say we look like each other, but it's Alpons.
It's like you're saying you're from the same place.
Really? I've heard of Arab people before, but I've never seen Arab people before.
Wait a minute.
Wait up.
Wait up!
What's going on?
Wait up for a second.
Can we get off?
Let's get off.
I can't see anything.
What's wrong?
I'm catching up.
Delicious!
What did you do while waiting for me?
Did something happen?
What happened?
There's a parallel world with the one from the movie, you know?
I was driving and then you said wait in the back.
I was like getting ripped off.
What happened?
Getting ripped off.
You're not happy that I stopped you?
I was like getting ripped off.
Like a dancing clown.
Oh, you mean being ripped off.
That's what I meant.
I'm sorry but you were screaming and saying wait.
Doesn't it die?
I'm sorry but you were screaming and saying wait.
Oh, I see. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Let's go!
Let's go to the next site.
Let's go!
Thanks for watching!
Yes!
Ah, can you wait a moment?
Yes!
Please wait a moment, I'm sorry.
Yes!
Please wait a moment.
Yes!
Eh?
Can you open it for me?
Yes!
Here we go.
How did it go?
Yes!
Ah, I'm sorry.
Here we go.
What happened?
I don't know.
What happened? You said something, didn't you?
What happened?
The speed... The speed increased a little.
What?
Driver-san, please speed up a little!
No, no, no, that's not my problem.
Driver-san!
No, I'm calling you, so please wait for me.
What happened?
Did you call it?
I didn't call it.
I heard you say, wait.
Wait is not wait in this case.
Wait is not wait in this case?
Wait is Ike.
Ikuna is me.
Ike is me.
But everything is Ike.
Whatever you say, it's all opinions.
Driver-san, it's all opinions.
It's all opinions.
Wait, opinions.
Hey, opinions.
It's all opinions.
Tomatoes are not good.
I have nothing left.
Parallel problem.
I'm sorry.
It's been a while.
I don't think we'll be able to invite guests and invite them again.
We don't.
I'm sorry.
I'm the most embarrassed of you.
I'm sorry.
Thank you!
Shall we go, everyone?
Yes.
We're at the next location.
Next is a cool studio with air conditioning.
Yes, yes.
Let's go!
I'll stop here a little longer…
A little longer.
Please stop here a little longer.
It's really strong. I'm scared.
How much is it?
No, it's not!
It's not?
No!
Ah, it hurts!
My knee hurts!
What do you want me to do?
I don't know, really.
I'm scared!
I know!
I'm scared of this!
I know!
I know, even honestly!
I know.
I know more.
Oh my god!
It's disgusting!
What did you say?
You're disgusting!
Go home!
You can't go home!
Next guest.
I'm sorry.
I'm lost in Kyoto.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
Next guest.
It's been a while.
Yes, it's been a while.
What should we do?
Nothing.
When the car is far away, we say, wait a minute.
Gradually, the boss disappears.
We want him to close the door.
I want to do that.
I don't know.
Arabo, you should do it.
I will do it with the boss.
Please.
Arabo, do you know how to do it?
I've been in the entertainment industry for a long time.
I'm sorry.
I'll call the chief.
Chief, wake up.
Are you okay?
I'll call him.
I'm sorry.
Chief.
I'm sorry.
I want you to decide whether you'll stop me or not.
I'm sorry.
I'll call you.
I'm sorry.
Chief, say it.
I'm really sorry.
Chief, you should do it.
That's right.
I'm sorry.
I can hear you screaming.
Wait, wait!
Wait! Hey!
Just say, wait!
Got it.
Sorry, please close it.
You idiot.
What do you mean by, wait?
Wait and...
Wait and say it.
Okay, okay.
Driver-san, please!
Please!
Sorry about everything.
He's a bad guy.
He's been like that for a long time.
I guess you wanted me to say it.
Yeah, I wanted you to say it.
I wanted you to say it.
We should just ignore it and go, right?
On the contrary, we should just go like this and go like this.
That's true.
Then let's just go like this!
It can't be helped.
Then, please.
Now, here is a quiz about the third stage, Arapon.
It's a quiz about Arapon's unspeakable mischief.
Thank you for your cooperation, mischief.
Arapon...
It's not Arapon quiz.
Arapon...
Can't you do Arapon?
Can I say you're Arapongko?
With my hand.
Please do it with your hand.
Arapong will talk about an episode.
I will stop you by direct electricity.
Please guess what episode it is.
Can I say an episode?
Please tell me the episode.
Wait a minute!
I'm not going to slow down!
Wait a minute!
Can you tell me a story?
I'm sorry.
Well...
I'm a Hyotan artist.
Listen to me.
Hyotan artist.
I'm a Hyotan artist.
You are.
How much is the most sold Hyotan?
I'm sorry, it's just an episode talk.
It's not a rare quiz.
It's just an episode talk.
I'm so excited that I don't know what to say.
I'm surprised too.
For example, when you're making Hyoutan…
Can I say my episode?
No, no.
Arapon!
I'm sorry, I'm angry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm angry.
Can you say your episode?
You can tell me your story.
Yes.
Can you say your episode?
Yes.
Please.
Who are you?
I'm Arapon.
How old are you?
I'm 45.
I'm the same age.
I'm 43.
Are you sad about the disbandment?
We were friends.
Arapon.
What did you talk about at the end?
We wanted to do what we like.
But we changed our direction of doing what we like.
That's right.
That's why we broke up.
You're lying.
Are you really an Arab?
No, I'm an Arab.
What is your ex-boyfriend's name?
MIYAZON.
MIYAZON?
MIYAZON.
What was your team name at the time?
I want to be safe.
Why do you say that?
That's a bad thing to say.
Mix it up. Mix it up. Mix it up.
Mix my nose. What's with your nose?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Say something funny. Can I say something funny?
No. No. I'm sorry, Arapon. I'm still doing it.
I have a lot of things.
Toroi's woodshed.
Toroi's woodshed. Yes.
On Fuji TV.
Yes.
Yes, that's right.
Oh, yes.
It was about 20 years ago, and it was something like Denpa Shounen.
I remember there was a program I did for a while on Fuji TV.
It cost quite a lot of money.
It was an Araska...
Araska?
Araska! Araska! Araska!
They ask you a quiz in Fairbanks.
What is the color of a giant panda's tail?
The answer button is in the Marcelan Sea in Chile.
That's where the answer button is.
That's amazing!
There wasn't a comprise yet.
I told him to do something funny.
He said it in Senra.
He said it in a prison.
What did he say?
He said it in a normal zoo center.
In a prison?
In a prison.
He said it in a kindergarten.
The director finally came for an annual meeting.
What did the director say at the time?
Yes!
Oh, I see.
At the time, I thought that going was justice.
The lunch was fun.
It was fun, but the camera wasn't rolling.
After you leave, you have to go naked again and say,
''Please cross the border for me.''
How about that?
No, it's not.
No, it's not!
How about that?
Don't back up!
Back up? What do you mean?
Let's stop for now.
What do you mean?
You back up and...
You're happy that I came to the police station to visit you, but you back up?
You're happy and you back up.
Oh, I see.
You came and you back up.
So you went in and out of the house.
How about you?
I didn't go out for a while.
Did you go crazy?
I don't know if I was crazy.
But you're not crazy.
I'm not crazy.
I went out of the house at that time.
How about you, Mayura-chan?
I'm going in soon, so wait a minute.
Let's turn the camera and shoot at the prison.
and I'll turn the camera around after this, okay?
What do you say?
When you're in a bind,
you should turn the camera around, okay?
What do you mean?
[PH] I'm sorry.
What do you mean?
You're so mean!
You...
You're making me in a bind!
Please cut my hair.
Please cut it into small pieces.
Kigashino-san,
wouldn't it be weird if you stabbed me?
Please cut it out.
How do you use it?
Everyone, it's incorrect!
Then, can you tell me the correct answer?
The correct answer is...
How do you use it?
Yeg!
You're told to do what you think is right.
Cross the paddy field, get caught in the barn...
How do you use it?
Wow, yeg!
So you're saying it's used in the Peipei era?
Before the great search of Peipei...
Ah!
Only in the early days!
I see!
I don't care what you do.
You gathered people and did crazy things.
Wow, that's crazy.
How did you get out of there?
In the end, the director paid one and told someone else.
The police?
I don't know.
In the end, it's money.
I see.
I have a question.
Please tell me about last month's show.
Everyone, please ask one by one.
Monthly salary.
20 yen.
Thank you very much.
20 yen.
1,000 yen.
1,000 yen is not enough.
30 pesos.
Don't lie.
I'm serious.
Are you serious?
I'm not sure about the price of the sunglasses.
But I know you've done this much work.
But I don't know about the price of one pair of sunglasses.
How much is it?
Please tell me.
I'm not talking.
I'm serious.
I'll tell you next time.
I'll tell you.
I want to know.
I'm sorry.
I don't know much about sunglasses.
I only know about the year of production.
Is that okay?
Is it okay? I'm sorry.
30 pesos!
Yes, I'd like to pay in cash.
I'm sorry.
I'm angry.
Um...
You don't like to say it, do you?
No, I don't like it.
Can you not say it?
Even if I say it, it's like...
Specialties...
Don't say it.
Okay.
Sorry.
I'll definitely say yes.
Please.
800 won!
Ah!
You bastard!
Sorry.
Go ahead.
Ah!
You're not that popular!
Hey, you're close.
No way!
You're close.
What is that?
What do you mean?
What?
You use that kind of technique?!
No way!
Huh? Huh?
You're close.
You can't even laugh like in a theater!
A big theater...
Let's have something sweet for dinner.
Thank you.
How is it?
I feel like I'm getting more energy.
Here we go!
Go ahead, camera!
Let's stop for now.
Gugud! Gugud!
I've never seen you so blank.
Wow! You're learning fast words.
Now I'm going to put three points of smell in my glasses.
Guess what smell it is.
From the anus.
It's a chair! It's definitely a chair!
Red, red.
Shit!
It's so shit!